Brooke has two sentences that she routinely says that make me smile every time I hear them.
#1:Â “Because I do that.”
Me:Â “Brooke, why are your panties wet?”
Brooke: “Because I do that.”
Yes.Â Yes you do.Â Please STOP doing that.
#2:Â “I don’t have no ideas!”
Example:Â I find Caroline crying.Â The toy that I have just seen her playing with is now in Brooke’s hand.
Me:Â “Why is Caroline sad?”
Brooke:Â “I don’t have no ideas!”Â I’m sure you don’t.
Another example:Â I had walked into the girls’ room in the morning.Â Caroline was covered in what I thought was poop, but ended up being vomit.
Me:Â “Woah!Â What happened?”
Brooke (very seriously): “I don’t have no ideas!”