Every year my neighborhood has a big garage sale. Almost every street in the area participates, and it’s a huge affair. This year Dallas and I decided we’d try to sell some things. My sister heard about it and said she wanted to bring some stuff down and see if she could make a quick buck as well.
The only real problem with this idea was that my sister and I have no idea how to do garage sales. We don’t really patron garage sales ourselves so it’s a foreign world to us which was obvious particularly as we were trying to price things.
After days and days and hours and hours of gathering stuff, pricing it, and setting up, we were ready to go! We laid everything out, held our breaths, and waited.
We didn’t have to wait long before someone came up and asked to see our jewelry. Sarah and I both looked at each other dumbly and said, “Uh, we don’t have any jewelry for sale. We don’t really own jewelry.”
“That’s okay!” said the man. “How about your cast iron pots and pans?”
*blink* *blink*
Nope, none of that either! He left without even glancing at the things we did have for sale. That man went a long way in deepening our garage-sale insecurities.
And that’s when the roller coaster of the garage sale began. It’s this back-and-forth game that neither of us knew the rules to or were sure we wanted to play. People would come and snatch things up right away and we’d think, “Dang! We should have priced that higher!” and then the things that wouldn’t sell we’d wonder if we should lower the price. People would come and tell us they were buying things to send to people in poverty-stricken countries and what do you do then? Could we in good conscience charge someone for buying things that they would then philanthropically give away? What kind of person would we be if we did that? But then, were they just telling us a story to play on our sympathies so we’d give them a good deal? And what about the stuff that we put out thinking no one would EVER buy and it ended up selling right away and other things that we thought were great items priced well that never sold? Why is that? Someone explain this to me!
Our second customer of the day had his eye on a wicker basket but didn’t have any money with him. He mentioned he was a cabinet builder nearby. Coincidentally, we needed a cabinet builder. Caroline stood up under one of our kitchen drawers when it was open and busted the front face off. The guy took our drawer and said he’d fix it, no problem. We told him we’d give him the wicker basket when he returned. After quite a long time my sister hesitatingly asked, “Do you feel like he just stole your drawer and is never coming back?”
Well, actually, yes, that’s exactly what I felt like. But we learned we needed to have greater faith in humanity because soon after that he finally came back and voila!
Our drawer was reattached. Thank you anonymous cabinet builder. You may now have your wicker basket.
I told myself that I could already call the day a success because we finally got that drawer fixed and anything else we sold would just be icing on the cake.
Brooke and Caroline are obsessed with money these days so they set up shop at the end of the grass. They sold toys, some artwork, and Otter Pops. I overheard a guy talking to Brooke. She was selling her pictures for $1.00 each. The guy asked her if he could buy one for a quarter. She looked at him like he was crazy, and without missing a beat said, “No. It’s $1.00. Don’t you see I even colored the background?” Get with it, guy. Don’t you realize you’re already getting a deal if you own an original Brooke Golden masterpiece?
Spencer also had a couple of toys out. One of my favorite interactions of the day was when I saw a little kid, probably about two-years-old, toddle up to Spencer and hand him a quarter. Spencer looked at it with a bit of shock and joy, pocketed it, and then handed him one of his cars that was for sale. The whole thing happened without a word from either of them. That’s male bargaining for you, I guess.
Money, money, money! (The money we used for change.)
Money, money, money! (The money we earned.) A huge wad! (Mostly ones.)
We did end up making some money in the end so our efforts were kind of worth it. It was fun to do once or maybe twice, but for now, I’m retiring as a garage sale host. I’ll leave the sale-ing to the pros.
Good news! Our computer is doing much better. Turns out we had a faulty, recalled video card which was screwing everything up, but Apple replaced it for free. Praise Apple! We still have a dorky camera situation going on, but I was able to go through the photos we have taken recently and realized I have some serious catching up to do. Let’s start off with Spencer’s birthday back in March!
Spencer is four!
My aunt Amanda is a cake maker/decorator extraordinaire. We have monthly dinners at my Grandma’s house and March’s dinner fell on Spencer’s birthday so my Grandma thought it would be fun if Amanda used her skills to make Spencer a cake. I thought it would be fun not to have to make Spencer a cake this year so I was all for the idea.
We should know by now not to be shocked at the impressiveness of Amanda’s skill, but neither Spencer nor I were prepared for the cake that Amanda created. Behold:
Spencer loved it. He spent several minutes looking over ever detail of the cake, using his finger to drive the road, deciding which candy bar car he wanted to eat, and smiling over every detail. Or maybe I should say half-smiling:
Trust me. That’s one excited little boy right there.
Everyone crowded around Grandpa to help light the candles:
And then Grandpa had to cover some excited mouths to make sure Spencer had a chance to blow out the candles himself:
We have a bit of a situation going on over here. Our camera broke. We bought a new camera. The new camera is horrible. Now we’re trying to sell the new camera so we can buy anther camera which we hope will be better. This means we haven’t been taking many pictures. Add to that the fact that our computer is dying when we plug in the external hard drive that houses our old pictures and you can now understand why I haven’t been doing any blog posts as of late. No pictures and no computer means things are pretty dire for our poor blog.
Luckily I realized I had some pictures stored in a draft that I never published so here we are! These are pictures that the girls have done in the last many months.
We’ll start with Caroline’s pictures:
And here are some of Brooke’s drawings:
The Statue of Liberty “in pony”:
Her school paper when they were learning about similes:
Dallas, likely sick and tired of seeing yet another pony picture, challenged Brooke to draw a superhero picture. Challenge accepted:
Things Brooke wants because if she has these things she could do new stop motions whenever she wanted:
A letter to Santa (written no where near Christmastime):
I’ll have to leave you with that. Hopefully my next post will be in happier times when our computer and cameras are fully functioning.